i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
(via c-u-n-t-s-ruz)
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
(via take-a-break-and-laugh)
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
(via laurabl0op)
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
(via wemust-reinventlove)
Helena Bonham Carter about Tim Burton and Johnny Depp.
(Source: ggrinted, via redrobotwednesdays)
have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you
it’s horrible
(Source: 5ndy, via this-fandom-is-my-drug)
WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND
YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES OF SHERLOCK? ALL THOSE PSYCHO NUT FANS GOT OFF ON ONLY SIX EPISODES!?
that’s why our fandom is so fucking weird.
(via i-suck-dick)
every time i see an ‘m’ anywhere, i look closely to make sure it’s not actually ‘rn’
(via mydoglikestostealpotatoes)
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
(Source: milajewnis, via his-last-name-isnt-quinn-moron)
